Snooze = Lose
By Tommy Leung on 09/19/2010 in Life, Marketing
It is a little ironic that I title a post “Snooze = Lose” when I chronically hit snooze in the morning. But, I’m not talking about early risers or getting to some place early than others.
I’m just talking about being in the right place at the right time. Consistently.
Closing on Holidays
There are some holidays where virtually every business is closed. A lot of holidays have become days for sales because not snoozing on those holidays are a way to increase sales: win. It’s really not some corporate evil master plan that has made a monetary event out of Labor Day, President’s Day, Independence Day, etc.
Businesses are always looking to take market share away from their competitors and what easier way to do so than to be open when they aren’t? I still need to buy things on holidays. There’s a market.
The Gym Market
I’ve been weight lifting since I was 13. Training at the gym is my rock. A 45lb plate is the same no matter where I go; it will always be 45lbs. Gym time is where I can clear my head.
Where there is nothing else going on besides moving a heavy weight and not dying in the process. It is where I can predictably get into a state of flow. No matter how well I take things in stride, life is always going to be a little stressful. The gym is my reliable release.
I had taken 2.5 weeks off from the gym recently and was itching to get back in the gym. This break coincided with the end of my gym membership so it was a good time to take an extended break and then finish the year off strong.
I’ve been going to a local gym. They have no other locations. It was the only one of its kind and it wasn’t very flashy. They have a mix of old to semi-modern equipment. It is one of those gyms with pictures of competitive bodybuilders lining the walls as a showcase of the great bodies that have trained there at one time or another.
A classic gym.
I was ready to go on Saturday. It would have taken an act of God to prevent me from lifting. I walked over to the gym and they were closed. Closed because of Yom Kippur.
Always Have a Plan B
I really wanted to lift. It’s almost like craving for White Castle.
There I was standing outside the closed gym with a cup of Starbucks. I wanted the caffeine to give me a boost for my lifts. Now, that caffeine only served to make me more determined to hit a gym.
There is a New York Sports Club three blocks from my apartment. The gym I was going to was further away but, they were 24 hours. I have logged many workouts in and around midnight in the last year.
NYSC closed at 11pm. Coincidentally, I was planning to move my workouts to the morning after this break to give myself more time at night to work on some projects. So in my mind, the 24 hour benefit was now a negative crutch I would have to stop myself from leaning on.
As I walked back towards my apartment, I was deciding what I was going to do when I got to NYSC. My first idea was to find their day rate. My second, their month rate. And my third would be to join them again. I was a former NYSC member for over two years so I am familiar with the luxury of towels and new, well-kept equipment.
I walked into the NYSC and the girl at the counter tried to scan me to no avail–didn’t have a card. I asked about their day rate: $30. Seriously? So, then I asked for their month rate: $79. Not thoroughly pleased with either, I asked what it would look like if I joined them for a year right now: $39 today and $69/mo.
That was more to my liking even though it was still about two times more expensive than the price I was paying. I do get access to all other NYSC’s during non-peak hours and the shiny equipment. I thought about it for a little and decided, “what the hell, let’s do it.”
So here I am, a NYSC member again.
Punishing Businesses for their Religion
While I am not purposefully punishing a business for their religious practices, that is fundamentally what happened. I would have spent hundreds of dollars at my old gym if they were open that day. I have instead committed to spend a little shy of $1000 with NYSC–roughly two times more than what I would have spent with my old gym.
I surely cannot calculate what may be gained by forcing myself to get my workouts done in the morning instead of having the crutch of being able to go late at night and then starting the day late as well.
Small local businesses are often in danger of not existing tomorrow as the big, well-funded businesses come into town. This NYSC didn’t always exist here. My old gym has existed long before NYSC. The space that NYSC is in used to be a pool hall.
While I like to support small, local businesses and what not, I am also a consumer like any other. I have wants and the business that can satisfy those wants gets my money.
It really is that simple.
On that Saturday, NYSC was there and able to give me what I wanted. The local gym never did do a good job building brand loyalty. I wasn’t enamored by them and could do without the class of morons who inhabit that gym and gyms like it. My guess is that the NYSC price tag filters out a great deal of jackasses; this leads me to believe that Equinox must have the most polite people.
When a business doesn’t build brand loyalty, customers will jump ship for any number of reasons. It only takes one errand error to take you out of the game.
Snooze = lose*.
*I didn’t think of this incarnation of “you snooze, you lose.” It was in a text conversation and I thought it was awesome. You know who you are. :)
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